Dangers of Tweed

Why,I almost bought a Harris Tweed skirt until I saw it was only  19 inches long.This puzzles me.Harris tweed is thick woollen waterproof fabric.If your skirt is 19 inches long what do  you wear on your legs? Why bother with a hot skirt that  barely covers the thigh? Very mysterious

I almost bought a poncho till I realised you can’t wear a cross body bag over one.
Cashmere knickers are in short supply.I  blame the Royals
I spent so long wondering if I should buy a  cashmere sweater, I burned  a pan.That kept me warm!

Harris Tweed is very good.if you live on Harris.My husband had a jacket years ago.He nearly died on the Tube.Maybe it might have been a good thing.See a new way to kill yourself without appearing to.
Cause of death: Harris Tweed bra, Arran sweater,Tweed jacket,Tweed overcoat and plastic mac.Suspected wool thief.Human moth