Oh, my!

Doctor,  this  salivary gland is swollen.
Like your head
Are you always rude?
Why?
I won’t see you again.
But I’m your mother!
Don’t be so ridiculous.
I’ll shoot myself
I think you need a shrink
Alright.Put me on a  hot wash tonight.
My salivary gland is very big
It’s all your father’s fault
I’ve never even seen him
Precisely.Neither have I.It was a dark night down by the Canal.
It’s dark everywhere.
Even darker down there.That was why he lured me
Well. you should have got married
I’d only met him once!
Wait for a proposal in future.
Well,I did have you.
So?
I was 57 so it was a nice surprise
What,sex or being a mother?
All of it.
I think you ought to retire now.
And so say all of us