Don’t sing in your sleep

They have a colour bar in  our Church.You have to be green  before you can go to Confession on Saturday  night.Otherwise it’s  £50
Men are treated unfairly now.They have to break their own wind!
Women are treated very kindly nowadays.They can turn themselves on with a vibrator to make the bed warm in winter.Alternatively try wearing a nightdress and a  wig in case Leonard Cohen calls on you.If he sings,Ain’t no cure for love,invite him to join you and do your best.After all, he is dead now.
If you feel blue don’t worry.I like to feel blue too.But I  am not dead yet.
And don’t sing in your sleep .I did in 2010 and see what has happened to me.I have this blog!