A band and of milk and honey is passing through the UK  today then it’s all over bar the pouting
I made a last witchful effort to cast a spell on the government but I need more witches here
This coalition government is like a last charade before tears at bedtime
I laugh  for a minute i every four weeks
I  draft all  day yet feel blank like white paper.
l play around the law,I’m a crank.Sorry i am a crook.and kranky as well
I slay the bards  with my fables

Weave  your stalks into a daisy chain for the cat to play with
Grieve for  my phones as they learn Wringlish…it’s so hard to wrangle in another tongue.
He left  the altar and   ran up the tower…he wanted to marry a star, you see but he fell out and broke his crown.That was the end.
He is a fledgling under care in God’s mind but say nothing
A shepherd doesn’t design  dots when he’s feeding the flocks
I am a jester with a little  evil cat.She loved a silver fox down the lane…. so I wonder whether the Pope will let them marry as the fox is a lady?
I let bygones be wrygones

Let sleeping fog lie over all the land and give me a break!
Do let the democrat out of the bag now and then
Let’s roll over Beethoven again
Let’s split the difference… you take a breast while I have a Ball
I  am a tester with a carton of  molten gold
Picking one’s wounds makes them worse
I can lie down with a lion if it’s with a lamb
My life is just a  howl of   printer’s errors
A wife’s a crutch for the soul
The flight was in bed weather

Blight at the end of the tunnel is just too much for moles and souls.
A light  over the sofa stops teens from over-cuddling
Writing a note  never occurs to the same guest twice

The lights are on but there’s  a  nobody  at home….it’s our unknown ghost
My light’s gone out with a lamp
She was like Mrs Thatcher at a Miners’ Hop.. catch my drift?

Can you read beween my whines?

If not send a complaint  to me below the belt.

At fruitcake@nutty.com

or drunkasanewt@btintermet.con

finally

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