| Sometimes I take a list of cliches and change the words a little.
It gives me a kind of clay which I can then work from in creating a poem. It is exercise for the brain though different from Su Doku You should try it if you are unwell..laughter is so very good for you, A half naked idea is fit only for raving mad philosophers in the wood! I believe it was Eddy Days picnic |
| He has hammered his wails into the bookshelf and, oh my,how it groans with my books on top as well..can you treat it for sadwood disease,doctor |
| Take your hand off my fee.I need my pay.I am a psychoanalyst and I’m ok.Keep talking and I’ll have your card. |
| He can strangle any cat with his gut love |
| May I put my elastic bands into the cat’s tale? Will it come out as an elastic book? |
| Why is there handwriting on your wall?Is it part of a pattern or or you short of paper> |
| She was as handy as a pick on a locket |
| They called in the slang police ,I swear,you dick headed prick.On my life…this is no slang it’s dirt.it’s profane,again |
| What a lemony tang there is in your hair! Do you swash it? |
| I hang on his evil words trying to bring them to earth for burial |
| May I hang myself from your picture rail to see if anyone wants to buy me?I am free to a bad home. |
| I am as happy as a freshly boiled pan of blackcurrant jam on the aga.That may be a simile. |
| Please do not move this oak as it’s happy in the park.Tryers may be persecuted by their dispositions. |
| Are you happily pampered? If not, don’t come here as I love to pamper people more and more…and then more. |
| What is a bard’s day or night but a long flow of growling rhythm? |
| He was headed like the best notepaper…. but ended in the Bin anyway |
| What is a hard stop and how is it related to a full stop? Comma or colon- buy one get ten free. |
| I find tulips hard to swallow. |
| What a hair’s breadth from an idea,she was….if only she had read on. |
| He has a leg up my chimney. and he’s on fire.How dire.. I perspire.I forgot my deodorant but hey,I can get washed up now.I have a groovy mind of love. |
Hoping for profane love.. ..I have no shame now
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How my heart sings 