Mary finds her phone

When Mary went to bed she wanted to put her phone on the charger but she could not find it

First she thought shall I ring 999 and she asked Emile for his opinion but he didn’t know what to say

She ran the number and she could hear it ringing but it was downstairs and she was feeling tired so she thought to herself I will get it in the morning mlll

MotherI want an i-mssk Emile whispered into her ear she lay on the bed

So she said her night’s prayers and got into bed wearing a long cotton night dress with blue flowers all over it and the silk eye mask that she liked very much

Mother I want an eye mask cried Emile

Well you can’t have mine because it will be too big for you and it will drop off ot it might even strangle yo will surely in a world as large as this one must be somewhere someplace where they make eye masks for cats to wear at night.

We’ll have to look on Google he thought to himself it will give Mary something to do tomorrow apart from trying to find her phone.

The next day Mary went downstairs and she rankg the landline with the number of her mobile and it began to ring but it wasn’t in the living room and then before she could walk across the room it stopped ringing

Oh what a bloody nuisance she thought to herself she tried again

I’ve heard of lies done lies and statistics she said to herself but that is a decent sort of lie m I am the owner of the phone and I am not turned it off it must have run out of batter don’t worry mother Emile cried

It must be here somewhere but not the bedroom or the living room

Do you remember fractal geometry she asked the cat nervously

I don’t believe I ever heard of that

Well what a PS2 was in ordinary geometry is a short distance like between thrill and Colin bay if you follow all the internets of the coastline an infinite distance. Oh god sort the cat I hope she’s not going to go on to infinity and different levels of infinity and so on because to be honest cats are not interested in infinity we are interested in living creatures people mice routes dogs horses Beatles frogs but definitely not infinity which is an abstract concept far beyond the reach of the mind of a cat like me.

Cup of tea and sat down thinking it’s going to take me infinitely long to find this phone so I will die while I’m looking for it

She stared down at the blue roof and taught there’s no point loosing at the blue rub it’s not in this room it must be in the hall or the kitchen

Suddenly an idea came to her, it’s in the hall darling.

Stan is that you? I can’t manage very well without you because you’ve got better eyesight than me or at least you did but how do you know it’s in the hall where are you? Can people in heaven loop down and look at lost objects for their relatives?

So she went into the hall and she walked towards different door and there on the floor underneath the tablet a Catholic weekly periodical load a phone

well that’s very peculiar Mary thought because she had come so her subscription 18 months before and she had not been receiving it and now by some miracle someone to put it through the door and said London right on top of the phone except there was a tiny bit peaking out and she must have noticed that previously without making it concerts. She picked up the phone and almost kissed it for joy

I must be more systematic because unlike the infinite length of the coastline the life of a battery in a phone is only a few hours

So that means you need a plan

the phone rang as soon as she put it on the charger and it was a neighbor Annie.

What are you doing today question mark do you fancy taking Emile out for a walk?

He is a cat not a dog

I think you have some ulterior motive for asking me that.

Well I’m feeling very shy today but I need to get some exercise so I thought if you iand  came with me it would give strangers something to talk about

Yes will you proposing to put Emile on a lead because he will not like that

Well you can sit on your shoulder I have seen nothing the tone there is a man with a white coat on Sunday mornings he takes it into Marks and Spencer’s.

I wonder if he is enquiring about winter clothing forecast because it’s somewhere they could expand into although since cats are very small it might not make a lot of profit and yet at the same time because they are so small the tailoring and the fit will be very difficult and who’s prepared to pay millions for a coat for their cat when they could simply keep the caf at home by the fire

Next thing that we’re doing makeup for cats she said to Annie as he told her about Emile wanting a silk I mask.

Well at least he won’t be asking for lipstick and I shado

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