Improve your mind

Salmonella

A small female salmon

Hospital

The place where you learn hospitality.

Infirmary

The place where you learn to be infirm

The fracture clinic

The place where you learn to practise having fractures

The hip replacement clinic

You go here when you’ve lost your hip.

Please know which one it is left or right before you arrive at the clinic

A hat trick

You can wear a hat so that you can keep  something under it

If you are on the verge of a nervous breakdown go to the psychiatric clinic where you can have a complete one under the psychiatrist

If you don’t know how to use a commode go to the geriatric ward. They’ll teach you how to be incontinent by refusing to take you to the toilet in a wheelchair when you have broken your leg

Happenstance

When something perfect happens seemingly by charice

A consultant

The head doctor in a unit not just not to be confused with s psychiatrist.

Psychiatrist

Used to be someone who dealt with the psyche but now we don’t believe in the psyche anymore but we still go crazy anyway

In fact it’s normal to go crazy from time to time. It’s just a total relaxation and refusal to bear any tension

Now just pay attention. It’s easy once you know what currency is used in Attention.

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