The woeful heart of giving us muck by Anon
Unsuitable people by Ali Moony
How to write a book in 20 minutes and lose your money
Sofia Malice
How to eat less the paper way.Eat the Guardian as the gut links to the brain
Warning
This may cause a fantasy usually about cereal.If it is about a serial killer report. to your manager or run away from your head onto the M3 and keep going till it expires
Be subtle.Give more than a duck.
By the BBC team of drakes.
How to seem to be a genius
Find 200 thick people and lecture them on Pascal’s Triangle and the Ark
By Log Table Junior
Escape from Boris .by Carry On like me
Why read books when you could read palms?
By. Pendle Hill
How my heart sings 