We’re falling over the edge—-Weird selling our bridge
I love beef stew——-On a canoe?
Where is the exit?…….Noone can fix it.
What is the time? ……Drop me a line
I hate the theatre————Prefer a concerto
Rabbits look gentle….. Bob is my uncle
What is infinity?…….Don’t be so pernickety
What is an infinitesmal………..That is too small and dismal
I read a novel…..What, in your hovel?
I borrowed the book….Sorrow rebukes
Where is my lover?……Care makes men hover
I want to draw cats……What if they’re flat?
My duty is done…Salons are fun
Brexit means death…..The exit’s a path
The white cliffs of Dover………don’t cite the weaver
England is horrible………….Finland is charitable
