The white cliffs of Dover

Doctor,I’ve got vertigo
Let me be the judge.What symptoms do you have?
When I stand on the  roof to see the moon,I feel dizzy
When do you do that?
When I need a good reason to avoid sex~
Have you got a partner
No, that’s the problem.Men  think I need them
And  do you?
No,I  found out you can manage without a man
How?
By earning your own money.
Very wise.Now about the vertigo, keep your head level, chin up and back straight
What about the rolling I feel in bed
Nail it to the floor
And if that is no good?
Get a hammock
I’m at sea
Metaphorically speaking.
I want the white cliffs of Dover.
They are falling down!
What, have they got vertigo too?