Why,did you know already?

Mike Flemming

Doctor,I went to the sorting office
Are you a parcel
Sort of.

Doctor,I went to the Synagogue
D¨ýou?
No,I’m a Samaritan.

Doctor, I like Cheesecake
Thatś not a disease
But it might cause  one

Doctor,I am a genius
Who told you?
Why,did you know  already?

Doctor,I have no man to love
Be  less choosy
Alright,I shall love a woman
Who?
Give me a chance!

Doctor,people never phone me
Where is your phone?
I don’t have one.
Well, there’s the answer.
An ansafone?

Doctor, shall I go out?
Yes, go now!

Doctor, are you married?
I think so.
You dress so well,I think you must be
Yes,I accept that argument.
Surely it’s easier  and wiser to go home and look round  rather than use reason
Good thinking!

Doctor, I love maps
Why tell me?
Because I have had a heart attack so I have printed out the route to A and E
Surely  the paramedics would know
I don’t trust them.
Suppose you have one when you are out of the house
I  shall have to use more GNT.
Don’t blow up a shop.
Alright,I’ll go into  cafe first.
But how can you walk with a heart attack?
Unless I am dead I can still walk albeit slowly
Wow, what a vocabulary you have
I did spend 3 years in Cambridge
Doing what?
Listening.
Are you a spy?
Not now.
Can you prove it?
It’s not like proving pi is transcendental
You’ve lost me.
Well  how about  natural logarithms?
Please stop.
But you could learn.
I  am a doctor
Just of medicine?
Just?
Seems plain to me
Now knitting, that is fun!