Random apples
Fall silently
On unknown Newtons

The lamp here has caused me pain because I loved it.My husband fell over and broke it just before he died.It snapped off and the neck is very narrow so I can’t remove the fitting to replace it

After all this time, I have decided to keep it just as a  piece of pottery  to show the fragility of life

I
told the teacher I was very tense so I can’t learn puncturation,She said I might be schizophrenic so I offered her my largactil but she grows her own
You get put into a psychiatric unit if you  annoy or frighten a lot of people.It’s easy to do it so how come the FB chap Zuckerman is still at large?
You have to give people what they want otherwise they put you out with the cat
For success in life , keep  dreaming
My mother took me down a peg or two but my coat has no hanger up loop.
The teacher gave me some sweets and I said,I hope it’s   contextual wrecks for both  of us
I never resented  his advances.I thought it was a disability
If men like women, why do they  trespass onto them?
Forgive us our trespasses, that’s for men only

 

He emits sin daily
Go to Expression
What,Amass?
Can sin be mortal and where do I die after it?
Convenient sin is not as bad as Borstal
Menial sin is lowering to the pride of the  sinner
Remedial sin classes on Fri 8 pm weekly
Agreeable sin list £5 this week
Undeniable sin is public
Unreliable sin is when the other person won’t join you.
You are liable for sin tax if you are of working age.
Did you know God permits sin so we can have  free wills
Do not omit a sin on Sundays before Mass
Confirmation bias is worrying the Bishop
We’ll confirm you  unless you use tampax,Then we will throw you out!You little bleeders
They say the Bishop is more humble than I am and after greeting him I think that is  the clue
He  sexually abused the mop in the kitchen as its head reminded  him of women’s hair.Is it legal?
He  never watches porn as  he can fantasise, you see.Well, you can’t actually see it but you do understand my dreaming?
Isn’t the alphabet great? It helps us to mate daily

Collage from sketches by Katherine

I saw he had a puncture in his self esteem
She was too depressed to benefit from the gifts of depression
I saw three ladies in the hall, so I said,Is this a public convenience?
Then there was a man in the kitchen with a gas mask.I said,I don’t speak Russian so how did you get in?
Secretly I believe I am so important that I am the only person here who the government are protecting,including themselves.I will feel lonely though.
He fell into the bog and learned to swim in it
“Make friends with your inner enemy.” the best book of 2018
“How to fool yourself “is a rather silly title for a novel,
I saw a sign:Please leave the grass. [But where?]
I thought Shakespeare was a sonnet
To sum up, algebra leads to  the atom bomb so what will geometry lead to?
How I married a maths-phobic and learned to love him anyway
Finally,self esteem is more easily punctured than humility

 

No  human woman  can be what he dreams

Nor can  they give comfort on the road.

Yet every night he plots and thinks and schemes.

And rarely does he ever go abroad.

No food he eats will satisfy his tongue.

The best wine is as naught to mother’s milk.

He grumbles and will not admit to wrong.

I‘ve known more men than him of this same ilk.

No bed can be the right one for his sleep.

No sheets and pillows suit his wary skin.

He often has made gentle maidens weep

Crying out they’re fat or boney thin.’

Beware the man who never can adapt

For in his own lone wishes he is trapped

I wonder what I would have said to you
Trivial,important or sincere
I´ḿ silent in the space where once dwelt two

One day I may find the sentence new
To speak about the one who was so dear
I wonder what I would have said to you

Many  mourners feel  bereft and blue
Pure panic  and confusion may appear
I´ḿ silent in the space where once dwelt two

The conversation cannot be renewed
Unless I make believe  or am a liar
I wonder what I shall have said to you

How many little incidents we rue
Self hatred can burn souls like a wild fire
I´ḿ silent in the space where once dwelt two

To happiness, we feel we should aspire
Like children singing in a Christmas choir
I wonder what we would be saying now.
I´ḿ silent in the space where once dwelt two