
Are you sorry you lost your temper?
No,I am sorry it keeps coming back.
Are you amorous?
No,I am a moron
Are you sorry about your past
No,I am sorry about yours.
Are you sorry your swore?
Yes but I was under oath.
What is your New Year Resolution?
1960 x1270
What is high definition TV?
A talking dictionary with a screen
Who created the Messiah?
I didn’t do anything at all
Day: December 24, 2017
Anthem
Porcupine or seal
My lover went to Lapland as he found me rather warm
You porcupine, he shouted out, I prefer a seal
Are you sure.I questioned him, for I did not wish him harm
I have to get away from you, I prefer my conger eel.
He set off in his motor car, the ferry was quite late
He was a little angry then but soon he became calm
He got talking to a mermaid and now she is his mate
She lives deep in the icy sea and he loves her frigid arms
I don’t know how you would feel, if after twenty years
Of being called a porcupine, when swaddled iin his arms
Your lover went to the North Pole, and left you only tears
At least I can enjoy my bed without his wild alarms
The melody is not the words but how they are combined
I have lost all faith in men , unless their names form rhymes
I know we have got clocks today but meter bends the time.
As dancing bends the space around the movers rapt, sublime
Voluntarily
The sparrow chuckled in the Xmas tree
Cosy like a tea pot by the fire
He acted like an ornament for free
The golden coins are of no use to me
Although I do admit I am a liar
The sparrow chuckles in the Xmas tree
That little bird is laughing without fee.
A living bird is never out for hire
He acts just like an ornament, for free
Ancient decorations beautify.
The bird will wing, not linger on the wire
The sparrow chuckles in the green pine tree
I send love by blackbird’s litany.
Will golden ladybirds become a choir
And act like special ornaments for free?
The lamb shall love the golden lion entire
I kiss the falcon in its widening gyre
The sparrow shivers in the Xmas tree
He softly sings love voluntarily
My heart is singing like the little birds in Dent

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I see the wild geraniums, smell that scent
I feel all nature is embodied there
My heart is singing like the little birds in Dent
Into a mountain stream my lover went
The sheep then gathered for a wondering stare
I see the wild geraniums, smell that scent
When Easter comes,we heed the death of Lent
Soon leaves will cover hard ground winter bare
My heart is singing like the little birds in Dent
The limestone in the hills where walkers wend
Attracts me to the pavements flowered fair
I see the wild geraniums, smell that scent
From Alston down to Ullswater descend
The image of the tyrant mountains stares
My heart is singing like the little birds in Dent
How may we come to live as if we are
Kin to flowers, no longer conquerors?
I feel the wild geraniums, visceral scent
My heart is happy like the little birds in Dent
Limestone crags and pavements with wild flowers
Limestone crags and pavements with wild flowers
My happiness was like their shape and form
West coast sun and West Wind Easter showers
Rambling on past broken Norman towers
Rams arrested us by curly horns
Limestone crags and pavements with wild flowers
Seems now I have wasted many hours
In libraries,in eagerness to learn
No West coast sun nor West Wind fragrant showers
Ingleborough, Dent , oh,down rain pours
Non-human universe, its love so stern
Limestone crags their pavements with wild flowers
Here there dwells a love Northern and pure
To which I’d give my eye teeth to return
West coast sun and West Wind softest showers
As children in our play we ignorant learn
Always sensing which way we may turn
On limestone crags and pavements with wild flowers
In West coast sun and loving Irish showers
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Where wilder creatures
A blue grey sky behind the willow tree
Almost dusk,it’s neither night nor day
Bare branches wave in timeless ecstasy
From high above, a forest is a sea
Where wilder creatures in their strange haunts play
Such dark grey sky behind the willow tree
Seems like nature’s making a strong plea
We’re joined as one yet separate in our ways
Bare branches show their timeless ecstasy
I wish to see like a wild falcon sees
I wish to pray like ancient saints might pray
To gods who dance within a shuddering tree
O exchange places with a lively bee
With nectar, pollen, golden dust to lay.
Bare branches share their timeless ecstasy
I saw the sea from cliffs above Lyme Bay
I saw the lights from far,so far away
A blue grey sky delights the willow tree
Bare branches rave in holy ecstasy
