A bad poem is better than a black hole

1.Use a cliche in every line
[You can find more cliches by googling£ cliche list”]
2 Try to write in form but fail.
3.Completely ignore the music of the poem
4 Write about something vague and general
5 Make out  you have  a very high opinion of your work
6.Use  out of date  words/phrases like ’twas
7.Use complicated words especially ones you don’t  understand

To his boy mistress:

You are the most  consecutive lover in the world
The sun  has never  gloamed as much as you do
When Cassius and his kin their daggers hurled
You were out of town meeting customers  I once knew

Oh,God, not another cliche attack on Advertising
That  line has more than five beats in it but never mind
Even a Samaritan  might be suicidal
If all their customers were so unkind

And when I dream of you, you are wearing all white clothing
Which  shall boil for you in my slow cooker
Then we shall go roaming in the gloaming.
Maybe we’ ll have a drink with a  few hookers

Iambic pentameter sucks as does the honey bee
This is the  possibly worst poem anyone could ever see

That is  supposed to be the end of verse
But I could invent one a  great deal worse.