Coat made from combed hairs of 1,000 cats £7,890 or nearest offer Cash needed
200 books proving Jesus’s father was a Roman Soldier Free to the first comer.Donations received
Fifteen pairs of unworn high-heeled red shoes £89.3333333333333
Ten Bibles unused except for killing beetles. Free on donating money to the Samaritans [£20]
T-shirt with slogan Theresa May Fly, Boris My Eye, size 46 Bust with cleavage.
Nightdresses newly ironed.[3] worn but darned exquisitely. £8
Leather trousers size 56 waist.Free to anyone who can get them on or off.Off me that is!
1 Albatross in need of care.Free if you look kind
How my heart sings 