I once had an email from a ghost.
I was eating a piece of white toast.
The message was clear.
It said,”I am not here”.
So I replied, “No need to boast.”
I had a text from the old one last year
After Xmas,I was full of black beer
It said ,Good4 U
I replied , &U2
Since then , I pretend I’m not here.
I had a letter from the bank in my hand
When I slipped on a wide elastic band
It catapulted me too
Regent’s Park Zoo
With the monkeys, what a fine plaice to land.
I forgot to keep my account book filled in
And I spent my last note on some gin
I like being tipsy
And meeting a gypsy
Or if not that one,I’ll make do with his twin.
