With his blood sugar and my thyroid gland
Not to mention gout and heart attacks.
Our marriage was detested by the grand
Sometimes he looked mad and could not stand
My feebleness in falling down the cracks
Between his sugar and my thyroid gland
I held my soul together with a band
Elastic in its way thus not too slack
Our marriage was arrested by hot hands
Yet often we would saunter hand in hand
Go on the towpath feed the swans and ducks
Despite low sugar and low thyroid gland
He loved the sea and loved the long white sands
But as for me I could not muster luck
Our marriage was so trying it was banned
I lost my heart and seemed to lose my luck
So kindly he bought geese for me to pluck
With his blood sugar and my thyroid gland
Our marriage was disfigured by demands
