I voted for the one who cooked the best
My gut tells me how I relax is wrong
Because I ate the algebraic text
I voted for the one whose muscles flexed
My mind became a spinning wheel of song
I voted for the one I loved the best
On weekends I dictate to men, the loony pests!
As I type the book where sums are wrong
I concede I flunked the algebraic test.
I see the exit polls all have gone West
I knew my calculations were unsound
I voted for the numbers. cleverest
I seem to have a mind which cannot rest
I heat pyjamas just to get unwound
I concede I bonked Al when he felt depressed
I am in doubt while seeing flaming tongues
I tamed my plastic tiger before long
I voted for the books I loved the best
