After spelling Drumpf wrong[ly] I got invited to meet Putin

After writing my blog for 7 years I got a comment.It was a spelling corrosion.
After inventinb a dislike button I received 58 in one day.Then it went up exponentially.And I should know because that’s how I taught maths
After writing 10 sonnets I was expunged from the records at my alma mater
After writing a brief article on grammar I was reported as a criminal in the press.
After spelling Drumpf wrong[ly] I got invited to  meet  Putin
After watching Robin Williams on TV I could eat nothing for an hour.
After trying to imitate him I got arrested.They put me on lithium  for a week.What good is a week? I’d rather be put into a comma in a novel called Insulin for beginners.I wrote it myself by hand.I can’t read it as yet.A comma is a rest isn’t it?
After   losing my wits I was called a foreigner and they are thowing me over the Wall when they have built it.
We had the Berlin wall once.Now that was a real wall with real soldiers.Take that Schrumptf.
Ar school they said I  should use invented commas.What the bleedin’ hell are they?It’s a school.You don’t go to school to invent.You go to be orderered about and bullied and now it is £10,000 a year  from age 11.What the f*ck do they want our  money for?They can create it
And so I breed you farewell,my hint of readers

Her lies were enough to pleat steel.

Her expression made the tinfoil crumple all alonecats-five
Her lies were enough to  pleat steel.
Her  tone was enough to cut a hard-boiled man in half with no effort
Her gaze combined lust and seductiveness with a Nero-like cruelty dampened only by  the rain hitting her  bare shoulders
Her washing up was so noisy she gave the mice migraine.
She only washed her bra once a year as the odour tempted men even as her glare terrified them in  that attractive manner known only to boa constrictors
Her singing attracted fifty tom cats to the backdoor.
Her anger was so powerful she used it to run the electricity for the whole town.
Her pastry was so delicious nobody tasted the cyanide.

Turn off the TV, calm down and stop trying to convert people to your religion.The Pope!

Pope Francis issues top 10 tips for happiness

The Pope also says people should turn off the TV at mealtimes

Turn off the TV, calm down and stop trying to convert people to your religion.

These are among the top 10 pieces of advice issued by Pope Francis this week as part of his recipe for a happy, more fulfilled life.

Speaking in a very frank interview published in the Argentine weekly “Viva”, the Pope drew on his personal experiences to come up with his own lifestyle guide with a humble, anti-consumerist twist.

The highlights include a call to families to “turn off the TV when they sit down to eat because, even though television is useful for keeping up with the news, having it on during mealtime doesn’t let you communicate with each other”, according to a Catholic News Service translation of the interview.

And Francis said people will also be much happier when they stop trying too hard to bring others round to their way of thinking – including on religion. He said the church grows “by attraction, not proselytising”, and added that the best way to get through to anyone was with “dialogue, starting with his or her own identity”.

A wail down below

She heard a   wail between her legs.She had given birth.She had no idea what caused it but it  was very intriguing.He was human.And it was so simple.

His lies were enough to make  sackcloth  pleat.

 

He was a born denier.He could fake any commotion and lie with emotion

He was an actor,you see.Or not

Why not  break  the maths off and leave the  arrest to me? It doesn’t make sins!
How about  some data? We could correlate.Or is it co-relate?

Don’t  tease the hens.They are laid up already

She made her step black with boot polish so the carpets have foot prints.Very a la mode.But what a mood she was in.He meted out her punishment.A cup of tea!Next time paint it, he said.There’s no next time she said as she ran away with the postman.And the tea

Take care of your  rioting? No,take the cat  for the ironing.But why? Because he’s bored stiff and lying flat.
How about a bike pump?That will do the trick and get him rowing .but there’s no water.Well have an argument then

To  make  me alive  is not my job.I’ll take it from  there.

Stroke  the cat  strongly  weekly or weakly daily.

Fake it from me.I love you with all my parts.Eros had darts.

Take it to the  gimlet or is it the hamlet? For  sighing out proud,ask someone. Is Shakespeare here? If not,take Ben Johnson.

It’s a dilemma, to be sure.

Dilemma

Dilemma Examples from Literature

Example 1

In the play Hamlet, William Shakespeare’s leading character, Hamlet, struggles with his dilemma how could he carry out the orders of his father’s ghost to kill his stepfather to exact revenge because he married to his mother, and usurped the throne of his father. Ophelia also faces dilemma in the play, as her brother and father believes that Hamlet is not faithful to her, and would rather use her, whereas her heart is convinced that Hamlet loves her. Both of them could not reconcile to the situation following this ethical dilemma they got entangled in.

 

Ad hominem,eh?Why couldn’t the Romans speak English like us? They are foreigners!

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Functions of Ad Hominem

A writer’s background is considered to be a very important factor when it comes to judging his work. A book written on a particular subject in history will be perceived differently keeping in view the background of the author. Therefore, it is important to understand that a writer’s traits and circumstances have a pivotal role to play in his feelings, thinking and the construction of his arguments.

To put it simply, the considerations regarding the use of ad hominem can explain certain arguments and the motives behind them better. Nevertheless, such considerations are not enough on their own to evaluate an individual’s opinion and are certainly not sufficient to disregard them as false or invalid. The fact is that ad hominem is a kind of fallacy that leaves a great impression on the audience’s mind. It is an argumentative flaw that is hard to spot in our daily life. Although, the personal attack that has been made on the opponent might not even have a speck of truth in it, it somehow makes the audience biased. Ironically, despite being flawed, ad hominem has an amazing power of persuasion.

The worst thing about using ad hominem purposely is that an opponent insults you publicly. Whenever this happens to you, you must recover from the humiliation and then point out the false connection in the argument, which was used a trap for the audience. Moreover, the dilemma with ad hominem is that once it has been used against you it smears your reputation. Once somebody makes such a judgmental argument about you, the audience instead of evaluating it on logical grounds take it to be true.

Cats are never restless nor much bored

I gave my cat a little  pointed hat
To make him seem  less serious than before
To help him  sit in joy  upon his mat

Tell me why does butter come in pats?
And why have polished handles on the floor?
I  lent my cat a little  silken hat

Wherever I go, there the cat is sat;
My tenses are amix  I do deplore
Yet I’ll  help  the grammar please you  on this  writ.

Would a  little cat vote Democrat?
Would liberty create the wish for more?
I  lent my cat a little   knitted hat

On the door I hear a ra ta tat!
From Amazon ,I’ve bought a breast of drawers
To help my puss   be tidy on his mat

Cats are never restless nor much bored
They pay no tax and often are adored
I gave my cat a little  cashmere hat
What would Father Christmas make of that?

What is free verse?

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Free Verse

Example #2

Barely tolerated, living on the margin
In our technological society, we were always having to be rescued
On the brink of destruction, like heroines in Orlando Furioso
Before it was time to start all over again.
There would be thunder in the bushes, a rustling of coils,…….
The whole thing might not, in the end, be the only solution……..
Came plowing down the course, just to make sure everything was O.K.…
About how to receive this latest piece of information.

(Soonest Mended by John Ashbury)

This is one of the best examples of free verse poems. In this poem, there is no regular rhyme scheme and rhythm; it is without poetic constraints, but with a flow that gives it a natural touch.

 

Function of Free Verse

Free verse is commonly used in contemporary poetry. Some poets have taken this technique as a freedom from rhythm and rhyme because it changes the mind of people whimsically. Therefore, free verse is also called vers libre.

The best thing about free verse is that poets can imagine the forms of any sound through the intonations instead of meters. Free verse gives a greater freedom for choosing words and conveying their meanings to the audience. Since it depends upon patterned elements like sounds, phrases, sentences and words, it is free of artificiality of a typical poetic expression.

I have heard wild winds and I’ve heard calm

I have walked through tempests and through storms
I have seen the sun slide down the sky
I have heard wild winds  and I’ve heard calm

I have seen the sky when rainbows form
I have crunched through  leaves as down they lie
I have walked through tempests ,savage storms

I have watched the windblown leaves at dawn
I have seen black starlings whirling in the sky
I have heard wild winds  and I’ve known home

 

I have sketched the patterns nature’s drawn
I have pondered on   the ones called mine.
I have  fled through tempests and through storms

I have sauntered on  a fine green lawn
I have heard our politicians lie
I have  loved wild winds  and I’ve loved calm

I have watched the world from the storm’s eye
I have  seen  five thousand people cry
I have walked through tempests and through storms
I have  watched wild winds  and   wept forlorn

Adam Phillips interview extract

 

2012-01-22

http://bombmagazine.org/article/3623/adam-phillips

SP You talk about having a sense of reality and what an appropriate response to it may or may not be. I see video footage coming from around the world, attesting to the undeniable reality of suffering. More and more mediated suffering is available to us daily in our streams. It’s increasingly becoming part of a lived communication culture. Is this something you’re affected by?

AP Somewhere in his diaries, Franz Kafka says: “You can protect yourself from all the suffering in the world and that’s the one suffering you could have avoided.” That’s the point; there is all this suffering in the world and we know more and more about it. However, what it calls up in us to deal with, at its best, so to speak, is a kind of inured, detached horror. The sadomasochistic solution to this is to find it all incredibly exciting and gripping and to want more and more of it. That is a catastrophe created by a culture that makes suffering and exploitation bearable by making or cultivating a sadomasochistic pleasure.

What’s very difficult is to have a relatively un-evasive relationship to suffering. Were more people to have that, it might mobilize more realistic resources to deal with it. Suffering is intrinsic to life, but some suffering is avoidable. What seems to be pretty devastating is how much given suffering is absolutely there; how much suffering is actually created by us. It isn’t possible to create a world without suffering, but it is possible to make a world with less suffering. Instead, we are being invited to be excitedly horrified.

Gallimaufry

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Word of the Day : December 18, 2016

gallimaufry

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noun gal-uh-MAW-free

Definition

: a heterogeneous mixture : jumble

Examples

The essay collection covers a gallimaufry of subjects, from stamp collecting to Portuguese cooking.

“Upon entering the gallery, one of the first things that catches my eye is a gallimaufry of vibrant, oversized collages.” — Rosalie Spear, The Las Vegas Weekly, 29 Mar. 2016

Cliches

 

Silence is golden but my eyes knew you
Silence unfolded while the North wind blew
There’s only a slip twixt cup and tip
Rolling cones shattered the glass.
Two zany cooks can oil my broth.
A herd in the sand is no way in a rush.
On Sundays we  scratch an itch and eat our toast thinner
We went to see a Winter’s sale.I played well.I am an extract
They went to sea with no clip
Ted Hughes was a grate poet.He worked from home.
Larkin was a Siberian and  poet in a Hull.
Seamus Heaney liked half rhymes,someti,
Stevie Smith  lived in Harmer’s Scene with her ants
I love,says Anne.
Pick ass? Oh
Mon haystack, my mon amour.
Gaw Gann  lived here.
Roll clay? In balls?
Surreal? I appeal.
How do you feel?