| She’s as easy to hug as it would be kissing a bee on my crown | |||||
| Life’s not easy when I see ghosts smoking without ashtrays |
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| I feel uneasy as your pie made me queasy. | |||||
| Poisoned by gum | |||||
| Beat lead.Buy a fountain pen today.Qouink! | |||||
| He sits like a broomstick at a wedding for dummies | |||||
| Shall we beat my cat… or hunt hares?Is cruelty good? Then ban hunting,for God’s sake.He made all creatures…if he exists | |||||
| It’s treat to see your gun;catch my swift driff? | |||||
| Why not eat your own dog’s food and leave mine for me.It’s all I have since the cat died. | |||||
| Eight hundred men caught one gorilla which took a bus into town..Now he’s been given a free Mass in the cathedral.Sorry a Free Bus Pass ex cathedra | |||||
| Why no elephant in your room? Are you in need of brass monkeys? | |||||
| Are you on an imaginativre roller coaster?Join our club for the highly imaginative person | |||||
| Now you must empathize with the wrong willed yet able to get the country off my knees.I am worn down by the dichotomies | |||||
| I say, an empty flattery battery.How discharming | |||||
| The cat ate my enchillado so I shall eat its mice on rice fried dinner…..take that!Sweet revenge | |||||
| I said re your novel, Send over the end,not,Go round the bend!How can you work that way.. it’s real neat,you say.On your way | |||||
| These friendless words are neglected so I shall eat them.Or shall I swallow the whole dictionary? | |||||
| The agenda fructifies my daydreams into real works of art.. or cunning at worst. | |||||
| Even a wild tomato finds a beefburger and fries good once in a while. | |||||
| Keel over and I’ll snatch you up.I can’t wait.I love your dough so.Give me oil for my lamp keep me churning…. no more spurning |
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How my heart sings 