Theresa May
Went to say
Tougher than man
I’ll drop that bomb.
Boris is Foreign
Minister for rain.
If it pours
Shut the door.
Owen Smith
Who’s he with?
I never heard of him
Should I be scared of him?
Jeremy Corbyn
Needs a new warning
Socialism’s out?
What is Labour about?
Political animals
Are often criminals
No-one can jail ’em
And no-one can play with ’em
How my heart sings 