Flimflam’s an under used word,
As most people think it’s absurd.
But it enriches our tongue
It sings its own song.
It’s the lightest word I’ve ever heard.
But some people won’t say flimflam
Just ‘cos it rhymes with goddam.
So never say pluck,
Or you’re down on your luck.
Or the saintly will send you to spam.
I must admit I am surprised
That flimflam in a limerick’s disguised
My unconscious mind
Always manages to find
A rhyme for most words we’ve devised
