What luxury can make me feel so good

Or lover make me happier than this?

For even though we tramped through lanes of mud

I feel my life has its desserts of bliss.

No sorrow can destroy my happiness

For joy and woe are woven very fine.

And even if you sometimes are remiss

At least there is one spark of the divine.

The garden is a symbol of pure grace

As flowers bare their petals to the sun.

And daises make the lawn look like white lace

As on your brow, my fingers I do trace.

For, though our lives are finite, we can know

Infinity in tiny plants that grow

Schubert

The local

I have to iron my husband tonight.I have to feed the pig as well.

I am washing the cat’s hair plus the other 9 cats all; need hair conditioner washing out before bed.

The television needs a new licence and so does my husband

The dog’s grave needs weeding and who am I to deny it?

I am dead now.Please phone in 3 days or so. then call Dad.

I rue the day I set eyes on your face.I should have used aspic jelly

i only answer the phone on Wednesdiays

i don’t talke cold calls

The bank manger is here

The washing machine is broken and I need money urgently.Send a cheque