1 Do not stop your car to read this sign.Thank you
2. If you can’t read this sign get your eyes tested~unless you are illiterate 3 This sign is not here till further notice
4.This sign is here but don’t look at it
5 Harald Bluetooth, please call the police.
How my heart speaks 
see: http://www.britishredsquirrel.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/TRAPS.pdf