I dreamed I lived up in Uttoxeter

I have a wife, now male,I’ve been expecting her.

  I dreamed I lived up in Uttoxeter Near the Peaks and Pennine landscapes high

I have a wife abroad, I have just texted her

I married but never yet had sex with her

For she is cold and frosty ,can’t say why.

I dreamed I lived up in Uttoxeter She said that she was moving down to Exeter..

She’d changed her gender, good grief so must I have a wife abroad, I have just texted her.

Since I turned a woman.I’ve detested her She’s a man but tell me, does he lie?

I dreamed I escaped to Uttoxeter

I got my phone and told her, so bizarre

I’m a woman, hot with sultry thighs. I have a wife, now male, I’ve been expecting her.

I rarely tell the truth unless I lie. In the Peaks I love the Blakean sky

I want to liven up Uttoxeter

I have a wife, I feel much taxed by her.