
The doctor says I’ve got the sickest jokes ever
My blood tests were superlative. I’ve got diabetes, pernicious anaemia and a virus. in the computer.
I have got bow legs as well, but no double bass
I think I’ll get married but the doctor won’t approve,I want to marry the dentist.
I believe that if I learn Russian I won’t get dementia just detentia.
I dream in other languages especially Latin. Quo Vadis? Tantrum virgo?
Why don’t we give 10% of our money to the poor? They would waste it on food?
My mother and father were very intelligent.Yet my IQ is only 65..I must have brain fever
Do we really have any IQ? Plato didn’t!
So many new diseases it seems unfair.
But life is unfair
Is it not?
