There was a young lady fromBude
Who used to sun bathe in the nude
Cancer was a risk
That she put on the list
But she sometimes enjoyed being rude.
The was a young lady from Filey
Whose partner was inscrutably wily.
His genes were Chinese
His skin was a tease
She valued his touch very highly.
Another young lady was Dutch
She could walk without using a crutch
She tried the high wire
She fell into the fire
That’s what’s left when you a high lurch
How my heart speaks 