Compulsory deodorants in the UK

If the government gets its way anyone who smells can be put in prison.

I wonder who defines exactly what constitutes a smell? If you are wearing a perfume like Poison some people might think that is a smell.

Just looking for new meaning to the phrase

Poison is dangerous.

Come to that being alive is dangerous especially for the homeless. Where do they imagine they’re going to have a wash and apply a deodorant?

Come to think of it they might prefer being in person as they will have showers and regular meals and definitely a bed

But I would have thought you’d need to commit some kind of a crime to get put in prison and smelling however unpleasant is not a crime as yet.

I don’t like the idea of a policeman coming to my house and asking to sniff my armpits all my crotch or will there be some kind of a distance like can their smell me from three feet away or two feet away.

Maybe if it’s only that they smell you when you’re 10 feet away I think will be a crime.

And in any case I thought Britain’s prisons were overcrowded. With middle aged women shoplifters, and.. starring pregnant women and men who soft it was a good idea to break the window of the supermarket just to get .. a few bottles of brandy and a glass of red wine.

I hope they don’t put babies in prison because they often smell even from the best homes

The solution is this that they should put everybody in prison straight away and then there will be no more crime at all.

There will be sin no doubt but there will be no crime because you can’t commit crime in prison can you?

Of course this will break up families,.. friendships and lovers.

Churches will not be needed…. Most shops can close down and altogether it will save a lot of money because you won’t have to pay for your own heating anymore nor food.

The few people who are not in prison like the royal family might be a little bit lonely but they will get used to it and some of them might deserve to be imprisoned might I add nervously.

Well think about it …it makes sense doesn’t it