
Photo by my dear sister Eileen
If only cats could talk I’d be content,
For conversation is my sanity and friend.
I’d marry one as soon as he’d consent
On reflection, would a cat repent
If he told the police I’d killed ten hens
If only cats could talk I’d be content
Wittgenstein would never comprehend
That cats and women spoke a common tongue
I’d marry one as soon as he’d consent
Would a cat be master and demand
To see each bill and say I’d paid it wrong
If only cats could talk I’d be content
He could take my name without dissent
I guess he would not mind it being long
I’d marry one as soon as he’d consent
And I’d prefer his purr to any song
He could sleep and I could make blancmange
If only cats could talk I’d be content,
I’d marry one as soon as he’d consent
