Titles of online articles I have seen [I have not read them ]
Why your organs shrink at menopause and what you can do about it
Do we want to?
How to handle things.[what sort of things}
Why or how your finger length reveals your gender [Surely easier just to look at the bosom/ chest?}
Which microwave to buy [Making unstated assumptions;some of us either have none or may have stolen one]
Why you need both metal and silicon whisks [I thought it was breasts just for a moment; now there’s an idea]
Why you need to keep lots of frozen pasta in your kitchen [Try turning off the radiator first and checking the ovens]
Which six cookery books are the best? [Look up restaurants on your smartphone instead] I wonder how many this person has checked.I find ones written for catering colleges are better and cheaper.
Why you should never take a bath
[I find a handbag is quite sufficient in the daytime].
How to entertain at home. [Fall out of bed?]
How to keep your husband happy [Freeze him?]
Why you should never forget your wedding anniversary
[Am I married?]
How to have the best number of children
[ Yes, it’s all under our total control]
How to keep your teeth super clean [Stop eating and die?]
Are you bored of sex? [No,I’m bored of London]
How to cure loneliness. [Buy a microwave and some cookery books then invite someone round for a meal]
How to get your bounce back [Buy a dunlopillo mattress?]
Should you take vitamins? [Where to?]
Can you still remember your name [ yes but I won’t tell you]
How my heart speaks 