Why did Jesus cross the street?
Because it was wrong.
Do you have a hotline to God?
What would Jesus think of the Guardian newspaper?
I don’t know but when I was 10 I was reading the Guardian and then I went into the front room and I said to my mother and her guests
What is rape?
From there onwards we took the Times. Sometimes we read it.
I got an A star in general studies. because generally everything is in the Times
Sometimes I wonder whether I should read the Independent.
I find it very useful when I’m polishing my boots. Or abolishing old fruit
We used to take the Manchester evening news to the chip shop because they didn’t speak English
How my heart sings 