The funniest things I did year 2018

When my electric blanket broke, I tried to warm my cold feet with a hairdryer.It is no use.I put 3 pairs of socks on  and somehow got warmer

I realised, when your husband dies, it’s pointless crying when you lose your necklace or watch as nobody else is interested [ maybe that is not true]
I sang “Joan of Arc in a Canadian accent at the bus stop [ so I am told]
I told a man “I am Leonard Cohen” even though I am a woman.Transpersonal?
I put my clothes on inside out before I went to a dinner party.Noone said anything
I forgot who I was.Then I read my blog.Need I say more?
I made up conversations in my head but never said anything out loud to a  live person
I played Trivial Pursuits
I  forgot what Quantum Theory was.This may help my social life
I decided never to argue again.The logic is dependent on axioms and, if we do not have the same ones ,it is pointless.
I told a neighbour I used to be very quiet and she said, you still  are very quiet.
I remembered a student crying when I was teaching the history of mathematics.She was crying  with happiness and asked, why were we not taught like this at school [  maybe because I am unique]
I wonder if  people live alone for a long time they may lose their emotions as  I believe emotions are interpersonal