I am being haunted by a bottle
It’s half full of whisky,which I hate
I thought your love would be a bit more subtle
You see love as a fraught battle
I ache to see the next, who is my fate
I am being haunted by a bottle
Why you sent me whisky is a puzzle
I prefer a cup of tea with cake
I thought your love would be a bit more subtle
!I don’t like your kisses,wear a muzzle!
I am not the Lady in the Lake
I am being haunted by a bottle
We will never make a lovely couple
The atmosphere is poison when I bake
I thought your love would be a bit more subtle
I feel so cold I’d like a fire and stake
My spelling is atrocious,oh, milk flake
I am being haunted by a bottle
I enjoy love only when it’s subtle
