Oh,Katherine I feel you’re very bad
I saw you were in Starbucks with a cad
Why, you should be home to wash the floors
Not discussing Dirac, Joyce, or More.
Katherine, your readers you’ll annoy
All your poetry is just a ploy
You really want to teach them how to prove
Pi is not a number one can use.
Katherine, is this a clerihew?
Why should we use google, we have you
Yet you do look somewhat pale
As if you have been left out in a gale
