Not another!

99 Alderman’s Crescent
Alligator Hill
Manchristchurch

Dear Dr Brown

Thank you for referring this 73  year old lady.She  is  suffering  but I cannot decide if it is a psychiatric problem or a  normal reaction to an abnormally bad society and government,
She has nightmares where she threatens to kill her  boyfriend and the cat though she has never gone further than fantasy in real life
.She cannot eat food made in the UK but has to import it from France or choose carefully what she cannot grow
Her boyfriend seems quite happy with her so I propose you do not give her new medication but suggest they redecorate the  bedroom,remove the built in  television and use the space for  keeping art books and  sunhats
If you need more help, please write and I shall see her again.She is one of the most charming people I’ve ever met so I will not be unhappy to review her state of mind

Yours  blindly

Brian Mc Haggerty M D .MRCP .D.Phil  [Dublin]  M.Sc [Wigan]  Ph.D [ Tottenham]
Currently on medication for schizoid personality disorder and addiction to studying useless subjects