Never borrow Boris ,he offends

Consider this  when looking for a  friend
Are they prone to  shout  and wave their arms?
Never borrow assets neither lend

Take care that you don’t fall into dead ends
If they’re  split, some gel will keep them  calm
Consider that  when looking for a  friend

Do you love high fashion  or pretend?
This will anger, even cause great harm
Never borrow  people  and then lend

Dandruff is quite useful  to offend
Or never wash  unless the weather’s warm
Consider that  when hoping for a  friend

Do not  any masochist defend
Never entertain by singing psalms
Never  counterfeint and neither lend

Come my  people,I  welcome dear arms
If you love to hug you need no charm
Consider that  when looking for a  friend
Never borrow Boris neither lend