Month: July 2018

Marry a clock

14045989_754828561323691_1270550304615355489_nIf you are Royal, you can sit on the Throme for 100 years [ like Queen Alexandra’s family]
If not ,try eating  a can of baked beans … and stay at home!

Some tanks for w.c.s were called Phoenix
But where is the eternal flame going to burn?

My friend was very angry:I have to clean 5 toilets every day
So why did they buy that house with 2 ensuites, a cloakroom, bathroom and a privy in the garden?
Do you need to clean a privy? How?

My garden table is black.Yet there is no smoke here.Where  does dirt come from?
How should I clean the table?
Don’t mention brillo pads ever again

I washed up today and broke 3 mugs.I should have taken a shot

I have never used a gun despite any sounds you may have heard/.

I am goingto Court next week for Trial and Horror.Then Sentencing.Can they still hang me? I wonder if beheading is faster… and as death usually comes on gradually, can the soul leave the body fast enough? I think it is not our prerogative to end lives at will.

When my husband was dying ,his nose was cold like ice.I wonder why it was not room temperature? He had a big nose so I wondered if  he was partly descended from the Jews of York plus a bit of Viking.His eyes were piercing like knives, but only when he wanted them to be.

If you married a clock you could wind  it up.Hello, God

If you married a radio you could get a new battery

If you marry a human,tough.

 

Digital art when you have no idea what it is

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A first I  drew with Microsoft Paint Program.I did cats,apples and abstracts

I found Microsoft Paint by accident.I had not heard of, knew nothing  such things.I spent about a year and a half playing with it  especially when I had a few months of illness.I  made some abstracts and then a great many cat pictures.It made me realize it o.k to simplify.to do so;you have no choice with Paint And that what I really like drawing is two objects in relation like two cats or apples.I tried three cats as well.It has that advantage… you discover what you personally like to draw.Ideally I’d prefer watercolor or pastels but I had no class I could manage then,

Arty party

cat2 alone

 

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What will happen?

Naive art!

This is the family of three… a child has arrived

Cat is cross

 Moving on from Paint,I discovered Artweaver and Paint.Net both free.I experimented and found for transforming a photo  it’s good to use  photographss with  strong shapes and pattern  like trees,cracks in the pavement,gates,fencing,certain buildings,climbing shrubs  on a wall…..natural patterns

bus stop 6A tree trunk

Cracks in the pavement 3

Cracks in our pavement down the  end of the  street

Cracks in the pavement

Cracks in the pavement.It looks better in color

Cracks in the pavement 4

Here I used Paint to add birdlike shapes to the  previous image

The top image below is from a photo of a mosquito  bite on my thigh after I scratched it so there was a little blood

another insect bite 3

From my trees collection

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What not to use.. don’t use photos with a large area in one color…even if it looks ok as a photograph

Apple tree and sunshineThe light here is a problem for using this in digital art… but it’s intriguing as it is

I found ignorance quite helpful in a way as I had no expectations…..which is very important  in many areas of life

No meaning, nothing sacred, never Love.

For someone non-existent  God has power
To wreck the world he learns from every  hour.
He is not here or there or where at all
And yet we do have evidence of Fall.

Why  must men be angry as they boast,
They can prove there is no Holy Ghost?
No benediction, blessing, nothing good
No meaning, nothing sacred, never Love.

For who is zero,  what’s in the empty set?
God  seems ever harder to forget
Men argue with red cheeks and suffer strokes
While God sits back, enjoys an evening smoke.

While Nothing shall remain and  nausea  sighs
Let’s enjoy the  madness and the lies.