He bit me

Did the cat bit you?
No,  the doctor did it
Your doctor bit you.Why not complain?
He tried his best to stitch me up.
I should think so
Most doctors don’t sew now
Do you mean sow?
Sow what?
Seeds,of course
No,I meant to buy some poppy seeds.
Has he none of his own?
I have no idea
Can’t you ask?
If he has he will tell me
So he is honest?
I can’t judge.He hardly speaks.
Are his eyes shifty?
No, they are like marbles
Perhaps they are  glass
How could he sew if that was so?
You’re dead right
I am not dead,right?
Sorry.
You mean you want to kill me
Why do you think that?
I  can’t say.
Try.
No,I am fed up.
Shall we go out?
Where to?
The park.
Alright but if  I die, bury me in the rose bed
I shall try.
You are always trying
Oh, my.I feel wounded
Is it your ego?
No,my id.
What’s an id?
Dunno.Sex and violence I think
I’ve had my fillings taken out
What nonsense!