No, the cat bit me!

No,I have not had surgery.The cat bit me twice
I never had cancer  just a creeper decided to grow under my skin.It would have looked ok if it were green with flowers on…. evolution
I had no surgery, they just cut it all out for me with scissors
I had some stitches because that doctor liked doing embroidery.
They said  the injection would be painful.That was a lie, it was nothing.Just a prick.Mind you, I was tired so maybe I fell asleep.
I think it  is nice to have a date even if it is only for surgery.
Doctors love cutting us  and sewing us.They feel a sense of achievement.I don´t mind too much as long as they don´t cut my head off.
They  do biopsies but only once…. unopsy?
The bad doctors keep talking till you faint.The good ones keep quiet till you come round