What is that red thing on your face?
My unibrow
Why have you got holes in your face?
To breathe through
What are those round blue objects?
Marbles
Can you see?
None so blind as those who will not see.
What is that red thing on your face?
My unibrow
Why have you got holes in your face?
To breathe through
What are those round blue objects?
Marbles
Can you see?
None so blind as those who will not see.
No,I have not had surgery.The cat bit me twice
I never had cancer just a creeper decided to grow under my skin.It would have looked ok if it were green with flowers on…. evolution
I had no surgery, they just cut it all out for me with scissors
I had some stitches because that doctor liked doing embroidery.
They said the injection would be painful.That was a lie, it was nothing.Just a prick.Mind you, I was tired so maybe I fell asleep.
I think it is nice to have a date even if it is only for surgery.
Doctors love cutting us and sewing us.They feel a sense of achievement.I don´t mind too much as long as they don´t cut my head off.
They do biopsies but only once…. unopsy?
The bad doctors keep talking till you faint.The good ones keep quiet till you come round
I have lost the way out from the wood
I wander in damp trees and mossy ways
Till my breath is green as is my blood
I lost my map but thought I understood
Both how to leave and how to love and play
I have lost the way out from the wood
I say that man is evil under hood
But may be it is better not to say
Till my breath has gone and I ‘ve no blood
Opponents must, like evil, torment good
For here’s the war and gone is the delay
We have lost the way out from the wood
In the ancient times, God sent the Flood
Now we have the drought, hyenas bray
Soon my breath has gone and I ‘ve no blood
Looking out, I see a strange delay
People wrangle, tortured, cannot pray
I have lost the way out from the wood
Bury me in leaves with my green blood