Praying again

Pray,Father.It is a year since my last Contrition
Do you mean Confession?
No,I never felt contrition in the year.I told  a lie when I said I did
Well. let’s not get tied in knots about it
I didn’t know one could get tied in knots.Are you into those funny games?
No,I am a student of Algebraic Topology
Who is he?
Have  you not heard about it?
I am baffled
It is a branch of geometry.
I see.Why are you doing it?
I like to keep my mind active
I  find it’s better to leave mine alone to drift into a reverie
But you might get sinful thoughts
No such luck unless you mean feeling like murdering a few politicians
Well, what sins have you fallen into?
I  cannot forgive a man who said I was stupid.
Perhaps he was full  of  ill will and unable to cope
You may be right.But I can’t forgive him
Well,I think  you are very clever.
Thank you so much.
Try not to ruminate.Why worry about what some malevolent man thinks.Keep well clear of him and it will fade.Anyway God made you so he is criticising God!
Gee,I never thought of that.He says he loves God.
Would he tell you if he didn’t?
No,I suppose he would hide it.
Try to mix with positive people who don’t judge you one way or the other and be like that yourself
Very wise.
Well I absolve you and for your penance go and feed the ducks
Wow,  things have changed round here
And so pray all of us