Now and again

I said I’m full of dread not shall we go to bed?
I said what rhymes with crap not  it’s time for a nap
I asked what was the score not  have  you a whore
I said I’d better eat not I’m a  lover of pleats
I said your fly is undone not   shall we have fun
I asked for the toilet not for you to  boil it
Can I have a rest and yes, you are a pest.
I made the bed and it is well dead
He asked  for a sex toy so I said why not play an imaginary game.Then he said not a sex toy a fixed ploy!
Well play it again,Sam.Not lay it again,damn.
I wrote a play no, there was no delay
I wrote the script  not  I taught  the whipped
I am a playwright not a daylight
I had a nightmare not she was alright bare.
I do like men  not now and again