Marie Antoinette could fake some brawls

I got a box of mugs again today
The cardboard and the wrapping fill the hall
I crack them in great numbers then they break

The government  despised , collapsed, dismayed
Their intellectual gifts are off the wall
I saw a bunch of mugs again today

Eggs are full of protein,  so eat cake!
Marie Antoinette could fake some brawls
I crack eggs in great numbers till they talk

When I painted I liked crimson lake
Cerulean blue,burnt umber,all
I drew a bunch of mugs again today

If I feel sad,I can always bake
Sponge cake,iced banana chocolate balls
I crack eggs in great numbers till they break

In the distance there Columbus sails
I prophesy some man will swallow whales
I got a box of mugs again today
I crack them in great numbers  for  a  lark