Anglo Saxon

I am sorry for my misdemeanors What did Miss Demeanor ever do for you and why is she yours.Surely then she’d be Mrs Demeanors
We say impolite and mistaken.Why not mispolite and imtaken?
English is terribly hard.Perhaps we should make everyone revert to Anglo Saxon except only  people at Oxbridge learn it and that ain’t right, is it? Once it was the tongue of the common man or woman or even cats but now we all talk la di dah oh  fuck,gorblimey,I ain’t dead yet,OK,Cheers,see you soon, you see what I mean? Anyway, it’s too like German so maybe at this moment in time it’s not the right moment to speak Saxon languages nor to use aged cliches as we are going to hell in a handcart