DT has done a great service to education by showing how vital grammar is in all aspects of life.So yes, use a  preposition ,I suppose, if  you feel like it,Yet grammar is not based on feelings.One little word wrong and it could be the end of the world

I am  a crook, not the cook
I said my clothes needed pressing not messing
I want a new book, not a rebuke
I need a holiday not an obligation
He has television,you  have television.For  the 195th time  we all have television.
I said how do you like the grammar, not I’m an American spammer
What am I doing here?  What am I doing anywhere… living.
What is an ablative? It  sounds like water but it’s not a w.c.Is it the opposite if disablative?
Nominative  means No,I’m a native
Genitive …..   sensitive mainly  to the organs of generation .Or is it damaging the genitalia  by getting into a hot bath too frequently
Dative…. is it asking a native for a date ?
Accusative…  it’s a  bit like paranoid but less a theory and more an activity
Why can’t we just speak normal, eh?

I am sorry for my misdemeanors What did Miss Demeanor ever do for you and why is she yours.Surely then she’d be Mrs Demeanors
We say impolite and mistaken.Why not mispolite and imtaken?
English is terribly hard.Perhaps we should make everyone revert to Anglo Saxon except only  people at Oxbridge learn it and that ain’t right, is it? Once it was the tongue of the common man or woman or even cats but now we all talk la di dah oh  fuck,gorblimey,I ain’t dead yet,OK,Cheers,see you soon, you see what I mean? Anyway, it’s too like German so maybe at this moment in time it’s not the right moment to speak Saxon languages nor to use aged cliches as we are going to hell in a handcart

 

Margarine fly.Misbutter regrets

Misorderly conduct\\

Misreputable behaviour

Miscontrolled appetite

Misconsolate after death of cat which seemed unnatural

Mis-spelt words with purpose.

He has been seemed a danger to himself and mothers.Hence he must misdie in the Tower

No need to misapply for Uni.Come to sunny Addledsex where we admit all miscreants for  a small refundable free.

Have you miseaten your eggs and bacon? Take some hot salted water and make yourself sick

Do you miss headaches.Get one free after donating to a disreputable  hilarity

Don’t have misgivings.Give me your money and your wife now and all will missell

We used to have Missals to follow the Mass, but now we miss Mass

I said I was Ms.Tayke. not  I was a  mistake
Is Trump a miscreant? Or am I too polite?
Is  it rule or misrule in the USA?
He missed the mis before he spoke.
Why let a dummie run?
He apologised for being mispolite to the Queen.She told him to learn English before he comes again
There was a hap and then a mishap and then a baby app.
He said he misbombed Gaza.That is, he bombed Israel.They don’t mind dying as long as Jerusalem is still recognised as capital… or is it mis-recognised?
Did we misbomb Dresden? I think that was Evil.
If I say I don’t like avocados is it anti-Israelic as they call themselves prickly pears?
I had an Arab student once.When I told the class to reas Alice Through the Looking Glass he was the only one who did.The others misread Portnoy’s Complaint or Lolita.
I got laid today.Sorry I got mislaid by my husband.He put me in the airing cupboard as he said I was frigid.Frigid? What  nonsense.I just don’t like all the things we have to do nowadays.Like enjoying sex.Do you enjoy your dinner every single day? Of course not.Some want chips with everything, some like salt on everything and some are anorexic  and others  claim Miss Anna wrecks it

Do you prefer a fair or an affair?
I said,you’ve been framed but I meant misinformed.
Are you the doctor? My mistake!