Donald Trump  is real and also fake

So Donald Trump  is real and not a fake
Like the News,the Russians and the guns
Well, wonders never cease nor chasms gape

Will the Queen give him a piece of cake?
If it’s rich,it might give him the runs
As Donald Trump  is real and not a fake

I  think and ponder as I wander late.
If I  had met him , would I be a nun?
Well, wonders never cease nor chasms gape

Scarcely noted facts will change our  fate
Till by paradox we’ re overcome
Like Donald Trump  being real and also fake

He’s been accused of everything but rape
And dirty deeds have his good fortune won
Well, wonders  die while wider chasms gape

Paradox is  hard to ascertain
We like things to be clearcut and sane
Yet Donald Trump  is real and also fake
Well, wonders never ease and people gawp