Stop showing off your French

Pray Father, give me confession
No, it’s  for you to confess to me
Oh,yes, so it is
What have you done or failed to do?
That will take a long time to say
Can’t you do a precis?
Stop showing off your French
I thought it was Latin
Look  why are you so argumentative
No, it’s you.
Now, Father, can I begin?
You already have not just confessed but demonstrated  your main sin
Well, only God knows if I did it with full intention
I see.But if you kill a  man you will  go to prison anyway
Who went to  prison when Jesus was killed?
They didn’t have the system we have.They labelled him a criminal
It’s all  perspective I guess.
Is Donald Trump a criminal?
Well, he’s never been tried
He’s tried others
It is more cunning than crime.Even cunning is too kind
So what word means that but is less kind?
Evil?
Possessed by  Satan
Hang on a bit! How about Hitler?
It’s all  about chance and opportunity
But Trump is not as bad as Hitler
True, but would he be if he could
I thought this was a confessional
I know, we can both repent and then both bless each other and for our penance we will give a  donation to the Red Cross
I see Confession is now mutual
I like it!
Me too!