I send this card

I send this card to tell you,dear
I don’t love you or your sneer

This little card tells you we fear
Something went wrong on your smear

Please see your doctor very quick
This X ray looks really sick

We did your ECG today
Will you buy it on Ebay?

Hi, this is the NHS
We  are in a dreadful mess
Can you send us £20?
Then we’ll spend  it  down the town

Theresa May wants you to know
She don’t love you any more.

Boris Johnson, we hate you
You are a pain and you are through

Why  does the Tory Civil War
Ruins Britain more and more.?
Let us see another vote
Before the dust turns into motes

I send this card to give you joy
I love you, be not annoyed

Why did Henry  have six wives?
Only two got out alive

It’s lucky   we don’t chop off heads
Except the boards on those old beds.

Be filled with happiness to day
We have got your pension pay

If you have no money by
Be a witch and die by fire
Then there will not  be a Mass
St Peter is made of glass
He said God has gone for good
Knowing him,I guessed he would.

Happy Xmas   when it comes
I am going to heaven,chums