Valentines

Please be my Valentine
I love you so much
I’m also quite influenced
By knowing you’re rich.

I am anonymous
I bear you no animus
I love you  but I’m shy like the Queen

I loved you till my cataracts were done
Now I see you look like Mrs Thatch
She   is now long gone
And you are no man’s catch

I saw you looking in the mirror  now and late
Look at me instead and we can mate.

I loved you more than Weetabix with cream
You did wonders for my self esteem
Now I’m feeling better
I’m writing you a letter
To  say you’re still my love and my sunbeam.