The Oxfam error

A little black cat was staring into Mary’s kitchen through the glass door but when Mary went across the cat ran away

I wonder if that is Emile#s girlfriend .she thought to herself. Then she saw Annie  crossing the garden wearing a lovely purple jumpsuit and black patent leather high heeled shoes.

My goodness Annie you look really amazing full stop where did you buy that jumpsuit?

I got it in the Oxfam shop said Annie it was only £3

Down in the Oxfam shop there was Big Trouble .A lady cold Molly Dolly had been inside a cubicle trying on a dress And her jumpsuit had mistakenly been hung on a nearby rack by one of the staff.
What will I do , she cried. I can’t go naked….. don’t worry said the manager I’ll give you three free dresses instead;the previous day a lady had been in and donated 10 dresses and 10 leather handbags.

Alright Molly Dolly  said. I’ll cope. she put on a blue silk dress and put a  red one and a yellow one in her carrier bag. That jumpsuit was quite old anyway

So Molly went off in a completely different outfit from what she had arrived in

I wish they had stolen my underwear as well she thought…. now there’s an idea!

Back in Mary’s kitchen Annie had put her hands into the pockets of the jumpsuit and found a letter from Mary to somebody called Molly

Dear Molly, I am very fed up with my neighbour Annie because she had an affair with my late husband and even though he is dead she still comes around three times a day Mind you she is very nice but even so I can’t help sometimes feeling a bit cross
bye bye for now  Mary

Good grief Annie called, did you write this letter ,it looks like your handwriting

Oh no it can’t be me I’ll never write with a pen anymore

It is written with a pencil and  her friend retorted

  Stop nitpicking, Mary told her. you are not the only Alnie in the world  and I am not the only Mary. in fact they are very common names in a statistical sense.

I suppose so  Said Annie. would you like some coffee I thought I would go to that new shop at the end of the Market Place

it would be a  change

She opened her  red handbag where she had a powder compact with Max Factor  cream puff written on it

She powdered her nose as it was rather shiny.

Not many women bother to powder rheir noses these days, but men like to watch them doing it.So I have observed.